No spelchek. C. J. Black.

dear sur, madman,

i am ritin dis slow so u can undrstand

im riteing 2 u about d IT job u are luking 4 some1 4 hope i hav a chance

i worked in compewters 4 4 years be4 being saked wel i wasnt realy saked just that i cant spel redundent u c d peeple i was working 4 deliverin compewters  got a curier 2 do me job

so dat was me gon

u are lukin 4 peeple dat can work wit udders in ur IT team wel i worked on d bins n luved IT n i got on great wit peeple as wel like when we colected bins at skules IT was great when d kids talked wit me tru d bars of d gates i cud tel dem al about d diferent bins i colected i also waved n talked 2 peeple who we pased when goin along d road so dat provs dat i am a team playr

i hav cent leters 4 loads of jobs on my compewter n got askd 4 intervew i wud be given forms 2 fil out when i got dere den dey wud cal me in ask me me name n why i wantd d job den dey wud shake my hand n tel me dey wud get bak 2 me but i nevr got any of d jobs i don’t no why but IT wud b great 2 get a job wurkin in compewters again

me compewter is brokn i was told it had a virus it shud b betr soon so i hope u can read me hand ritin

tanks 4 readin me leter n i hope 2 hear from u soon

C. J. Black

2nd  February 2013

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8 thoughts on “No spelchek. C. J. Black.

      1. Sorry for delay in replying shut down following my rugby reply (which Ireland won) had a weekend free of the tech “stuff” so have a lot of reading to catch up on might even post something later, hope your weekend was eventful in the proper sense of the word.

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      2. No worries. Congratulations on the rugby match. It is good to get away from tech stuff. I think we all spend too much time in front of the computer.

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      1. I am jealous of your willpower – I couldn’t do a tech-free weekend, the withdrawal would kill me.

        Your ‘scrambled head’ is in good company here on wp. We are all of us a little scrambled – writing out our souls on these screens, hoping that the comment-shaped pixels come from real people and not NPCs. 🙂

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