Clancy, my Fictitious friend.
C. J. Black©β
I was sitting having a quiet beer with our mutual friend Fictitious Clancy
When he came up with this bright idea that suddenly took his fancy
Eyeing all those spirit bottles hanging upside down
He said lets see how far along the line we get before we actually drown
Neither of us being what you might call a really seasoned drinker
I thought to my-self this episode could turn out to be a stinker
But with this bit between his teeth he had to have his way
So we started with the Gin bottle – it was not long before we began to sway
We were making our way slowly along the blended whiskey range
When I thought there must be a way out of this dilemma that doesn’t come across as strange
So I suggested that we take a break have ourselves a meal – he agreed and said that’s fine
We adjourned to a nearby restaurant – the first thing he ordered was the wine
I had mine with sparkling water on the side
When I suggested he should do the same he smirked and then replied
I’m glad that you had the sense to quit while we were ahead
Because after all this do you know what – I’m just fit for bed
You never know, when out with Fic which road we will take
But he’s such good company you will forgive each mistake he’ll make
So we finished our meal and bottle of wine and agreed to meet soon again
And we hope that whoever reads this piece will not our character stain
But if someone is offended by our antics – this message to them we send
All that you have read thus far is in fact pretend.
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