Today we thought we’d change tack
Write something a little laid back
So we took up our pen
With a silent Amen
We decided to give Limericks a crack.
There was a young chap from Klondike
Who one day while riding his bike
Hit a hole in the road
Suffered distress overload
To which his girlfriend took a total dislike…
A young lady who hailed from Saigon
Who was married to more men than one
Thought this can’t be right
When on her wedding night
It all went horribly wrong…
Limericks don’t have to be rude?
So let us , for a brief interlude
Think of a clean one
Now that deed is done
Go in search of a Limerick prude…
Now tell us is there such a thing
As a Limerick without a sting
Perhaps if you know one
You’ll find you’re alone
When IT to the table you bring…
Well that’s enough fun for the day
That’s because we have no more to say
So we’ll do as we’re bid
Close down the lid
Did someone mention foreplay?
(c) Chris Black 2017.